Chemical Chaos

Chemistry is insinuatingly a minion of Satan due to its complexity and its power to be a pain in the ass for any ordinary student. Come off it already! Here are the reasons why Chemistry should NOT be included in the curriculum of AB Journalism.

1. How in the world is Chemistry relevant to Journalism? To survive gas attacks?! (Quoted from Kuya Wine)

2. Please don't tell me we never spent one damn year learning nothing but painful formulae. My boyfriend even shared that his teacher gave him a test on completing the entire Table of Elements.

3. Carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, oxude phospate and the like. What rubbish. My professor once encouraged us to speak the language of Chemistry. *Scheiße. I'd rather speak Deutsch or Español.

4. Most of all, Chemistry is just a plain pain in the ass.

5. And one more thing. The word Chemistry is an anagram of "Shit, me cry".

*Scheiße (pronounced "Shaisse" with heavy emphasis on ß)
-A local German expression literally meaning the famous profane word "Shit"